BOOTLE HENS
  massive cock Trying to make you smile while our country goes down the pan (and sell eggs and generally promote chicken keeping at the same time)

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                  *** NEWS SECTION LAST UPDATED 26.9.11

 

 

DISCLAIMER:

Just in case - you should be warned that some people may find parts of this website offensive (you never know). At least now you can't say you haven't been warned! A website about hens offensive? How come?

Several mild swear words may be found (in fact will definitely be found) and also pictures of dead animals can be seen. Nothing really horrible but I thought I should mention it out of courtesy.

 

Welcome to Bootle Hens, home of some of the finest chickens alive. Our Hens provide us all with some of the best free range eggs money can buy.

Not only do some of the best people come from Bootle, so do some of the best hens.

You can rest assured our Hens are free range and very happy. Not sure about the people though!

Please have a look around our site.

 

 

 

 
Hen-formation!
 

 

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Click on the picture to view our information section

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN... AN INTRODUCTION

 

Bootle Hens - the website...

Thanks for visiting. Its been over two years since I set this site up. The site basically came about because I'd always wanted to create a website. I couldn't really think of anything else to do it on. We keep hens, we live in Bootle - Bootle Hens. Yeah? No? Tough shit. My name is Gary 'Blakes' Blakeney. Click on the link if you really want to know more about me. I made this site, I have no HTML / Web experience whatsoever. That is perhaps why the site looks pretty basic. Don't judge a book by its cover though. Anyway...

 

Below are the main links of the site. The most updated part of the site is the News section, which is directly below this paragraph. That will keep you up to date with what is going on at Bootle hens and other stuff, Hen related and non hen related. It could well be classed as my blog. My news section came about before 'blogs' and 'blogging' ever did. I could have been the first ever person to blog. In fact maybe I inadvertently inventing blogging! Well I might stick with that unless someone can prove otherwise? Bet they can't!

Enjoy! 

Blakes.

 >>>>>>LATEST NEWS<<<<<<

>>>>>>WHY BUY OUR EGGS<<<<<<

>>>>>>CREDITS<<<<<<
 

>>>>>>RECIPES<<<<<<

>>>>>>HATCHERY<<<<<<

>>>>>>OUR BIRDS / PRODUCE<<<<<<

>>>>>>WHAT YOU'VE BEEN SAYING ABOUT BOOTLE HENS<<<<<<

>>>>>>MERCHANDISE<<<<<<

>>>>>>ABOUT BOOTLE<<<<<<

>>>>>>THE HISTORY OF BOOTLE HENS<<<<<<

>>>>>>EGG FACTS<<<<<<

>>>>>>LINKS<<<<<<

 

                                                                                                                     

All enquiries to blakes@bootlehens.co.uk please. Except for junk mail similar to those who claim they can make my Cockerel bigger.

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